Privacy Policy

For humans/creatures/$entitys, not lawyers

Fuck surveillance capitalism!

Who came up with the fucking idea to not only collect a shitton of data without the users knowledge/consent, but also fucking sell it?
And then potentially having governments use the data against them in a lawsuit?
I vehemently oppose that. As a privacy activist, I will make sure to collect as few data as possible.

However, ...
other entities involved into bringing this website to your machine might not be of the same opinion.
Unless you're accessing this website via the tor onions service / i2p hidden service / via dn42 / via yggdrasil,
your ISP might track you and get wind of the fact you're visiting this website.
Same goes for proprietary browsers, OSes, etc.
If you care about that, make sure to check.

Data I don't collect

Isn't that much better? A privacy policy which tells you in what ways you're not being tracked?
I think so, and since I got the luxury of running a pseudonymous website I can just do that.
So here's a list of policies you might like:

Datatraces I can't avoid

Unfortunatetly, not all datatraces can be avoided:

That's it! Have a great day!